scarier than how they wax?

8.05.2008

This, my friends, is a nail file made from the scales of a monstrous Brazilian fish. It works pretty well. In the six or so years that I've had it, I've barely worn down one a small area while the rest of the thingiema-scali-file has stayed as abrasive as the day I bought it. Not bad for less than $2.

This file was one of those i'm-at-the-counter-oh-what-the-bob-is-this purchases from Body Time. Whenever I get back to the Bay Area, I go to a store and stock up on the antioxidant hydrating serum. The only thing I've found that's similar to its weight and what it does to my skin health is Creme de la Mer Face Serum (I got a sample... I definitely CANNOT afford Creme de la Mer).

3 comments:

Leeloo said...

Perhaps they killed that fish with Mountain Dew...

Bellmer Doll said...

Mountain Dew is for bringing fishes back to life, silly.

fert said...

do you now have a mental image of a car battery on a big stick trying to jumpstart that monster fish?

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